Topical Jokes Daily

A source for jokes about topical events. Hipster-approved.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Fire in Russia

A fire at a Russia nursing home has killed 62 residents.

Apparently, it's a home for retired journalists.
Posted by MPH at 3/20/2007 02:11:00 PM 0 comments
Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to Facebook
Labels: fire, journalists, nursing home, Putin, Russia

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Al Qaida 9/11 Planner Confesses

The Pentagon announced that Al Qaida's #3, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, confessed in Guantanamo how he planned the Sept. 11 attacks.

Nancy Pelosi, upon hearing the news, replied, "Did he have a good breakfast?"
Posted by MPH at 3/15/2007 06:14:00 AM 0 comments
Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to Facebook
Labels: 9/11, Al Qaida, confession, jokes, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
Newer Posts Older Posts Home
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)

Blog Archive

  • ►  2011 (12)
    • ►  November (12)
      • Gov. Christie's Warning
      • Occupy Melbourne Arrests
      • Police Arrest OWSers in Church Park
      • UC Berkeley Shooting
      • Congress Deficit Supercommittee
      • Iraq Mad at Exxon
      • Herman's Headgames
      • Arab League Drops Syria
      • Freed Ballplayer
      • Rick Perry Excuse
      • Joe Paterno Excuse
      • Penn State Football Team to Protest Paterno's Firi...
  • ►  2008 (39)
    • ►  March (3)
      • Boy Band Mogul Admits to Fraud
      • Jack Nicholson Video Ad for Hillary
      • Whaling Protesters Toss Butter
    • ►  February (21)
      • Prince Harry in Afghanistan
      • Record-high ratio of Americans in prison
      • EU Fines Microsoft
      • The New York Philharmonic Performs in North Korea
      • YouTube Offline for 2 Hours
      • Condi Rules Out Being Running Mate
      • McCain in trouble about lobbyist
      • Chinese Mad at Spielberg
      • Amtrak to Screen Passengers
      • Wal-Mart Dumps HD DVDs
      • Acupuncture Boosting Preggers Odds
      • Hillary Ixnays Tax Doc Release
      • Clinton focuses on Texas
      • German Astronaut Falls Ill
      • J.R.R. Tolkein Estate sues New Line Cinema
      • McCain and the Conservatives
      • Pedro Martinez Cockfight Video
      • Mets Sign Johan Santana
      • Al-Qaida on the Move
      • McCain Confident before Super Tuesday
      • Microsoft Bids for Yahoo
    • ►  January (15)
      • Folgers to become separate company
      • Nigerian Spammers Plead Guilty
      • Kennedy Endorses Obama
      • Pill Prevents Ovarian Cancer
      • Congress Agree to Economic Deal
      • China's Prez Wants More Propaganda
      • Condi Talks up U.S. Economy
      • Thompson quits Prez Race
      • Jack Nicholson Love Hopes
      • Clinton's Stewardess Spoof
      • Giuliani Declares self an Agent of Change
      • Lawn Mower DWI
      • Australia cancels uranium sale
      • Consumer Spending Drops
  • ▼  2007 (72)
    • ▼  March (2)
      • Fire in Russia
      • Al Qaida 9/11 Planner Confesses
    • ►  February (26)
    • ►  January (44)
  • ►  2006 (106)
    • ►  December (37)
    • ►  November (37)
    • ►  October (32)
Awesome Inc. template. Powered by Blogger.