New Species Found in Europe

Scientists have discovered a mouse in Cyrpus with big ears, eyes, and teeth; the first mammal found in Europe in decades. It had been thought that all species on the continent had been identified.

Politcal scientists are classifying it as part of the "New Europe."

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Donald Rumsfeld has welcomed it as part of the "New Europe."

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Prince Charles said that the discovery legitimizes his claim on the throne of England.