Britney Spears and K-Fed

Britney Spears filed for divorce Monday from aspiring rapper Kevin Federline. A "K-Fed" concert in Cleveland was cancelled last week because of low-ticket sales. And this past Saturday he performed at New York's Wagner Hall in front of 70 people.

Britney was shocked and dismayed to learn that he had that many illegitate children.

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Britney Spears filed for divorce Monday from aspiring rapper Kevin Federline. Things look bleak for "K-Fed." Saturday, his show at New York's Webster Hall was almost cancelled because only 70 people showed up... and 40 of those were children he had fathered.