South Korea to kill cats, dogs

Due to an outbreak of the bird flu, South Korea will slaughter thousands of cats and dogs in the infected area. Health experts at the U.N. describe the measure as "extreme" and question its validity.

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Said a Korean health official: they are going to God's kitchen.

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The Korean health ministry also defended its decision to kill each cat nine times.