New Jersey Miss USA Resigns

Miss New Jersey USA resigned last week after becoming pregnant.

Ironically, her mother had also given up her crown. She had it removed from her molar, and sold the gold to pay for the contest's evening dress.

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So, a 46 year old woman from Trenton will be crowned. ... (yeah)... because her health insurance covers the dental procedure.

Saudi Princess Deported

A Saudi Arabian princess living outside of Boston who was accused of breaking U.S. immigration laws by locking up her domestics' passports and forcing them to work for low pay was ordered to be deported, must pay $200,000 restitution, and perform 100 hours of community service.

But, she will be allowed to keep her title as the reigning Miss Massachussetts.