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Thursday, December 21, 2006

MADD about Miss Teen

Mothers Against Drunk Driving is dropping Miss Teen USA Katie Blair as a spokeswoman because of news reports that she had been partying with Miss USA Tara Conner.

The prized beauty said in a statement that MADD was being "totally ridiculous. We never drove a car after drinking and drugging; we only had to sign for one...Donald has like a zillion drivers."
Posted by MPH at 12/21/2006 06:34:00 AM 1 comment:
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Labels: MADD, missUSA, trump

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Premarital Sex Survey

According to a new study, nine out of ten Americans have had premarital sex.

And, 40% have had bathroom sex with Miss USA.
Posted by MPH at 12/20/2006 06:14:00 AM No comments:
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