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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Paula Abdul Defends Self

Paula Abdul, on the 'hot seat' for her slurred speech on "American Idol," said that she has never been drunk.

But by giving such an extreme defense, she now has no excuse for dating Aresnio Hall.
Posted by MPH at 2/14/2007 10:30:00 AM 1 comment:
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Labels: alcohol, American Idol, Arsenio Hall, Paula Abdul

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Al Qaida #2 Insults Bush

Al Qaida's Second in Command, Ayman al-Zawahri, in a message released today, said that President Bush is an alcoholic.

But you have to take what he says with a grain of salt. Afterall, wasn't it just last week he called his rival, Arwaj Qurol a drug addict for using Flomax?
Posted by MPH at 2/13/2007 12:55:00 PM No comments:
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Labels: Al Qaida, alcohol, Flomax, President Bush
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