Space Station Power Outage

NASA announced that sections of the International Space Station lost power for much of Sunday.

Fortunately, the crew was able to have a nice romantic candlelight dinner.

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NASA said the full impact of the incident won't be apparent until 9 months.

Lisa Nowak Road Trip

Lisa Nowak said she wore adult diapers so she could make her 900+ mile trip to Orlando without taking bathroom breaks.

But she did make an hour stop in New Orleans to get a 'po boy.
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But she did stop in New Orleans in an attempt to ask Angelina Jolie how to win the heart of a great man.
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But she did make a sightseeing stop in Shelbyville, Alabama, home to the Crazy Woman Hall of Fame.
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She also recommends Paying at the Pump for when you're really in a rush to ruin your career.
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She considered Paying at the Pump for gasoline, but then found it quicker to wave a 4-inch blade menacingly, and to use mace on the attendant.
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She told police she didn't need any sleep on the journey because she had acquired a batch of Tang Ultra, "what the pros drink."

Lisa Nowak Released on Bond

Lisa Nowak was released last week from the Orlando courthouse on just over $25,000 bail.

Shouldn't someone who's an Air Force pilot and astronaut be deemed a greater flight risk?

Lisa Nowak Disgraces Orlando

Residents of Orlando are worried that the city's reputation has been sullied by the Lisa Nowak incident, and might keep tourists away.

They say it's been the biggest disgrace to hit Orlando since Captain Eo.

Lisa Nowak Trenchcoat

Lisa Nowak has been wearing a coat over her head when leaving the courtroom and when arriving at Houston's airport.

It's understandable she wants to be incognito, but, what was wrong with the trenchcoat and wig she wore in Orlando? It was much more becoming.

Lisa Nowak Diapers

Astronaut Lisa Nowak told police that on her 950 mile drive to confront her romantic rival, she wore adult diapers so she wouldn't have to make any restroom stops.

Ironic, because her supervisors at NASA have now told her she is going to take a rest. A nice long rest.

Lisa Nowak Explains (Again)

(for Lenos)
Y'know, NASA officials are saying it is understandable that Lisa Nowak went berserk over the astronaut William Oefelein.

They say as a lover, he is really out of this world.

Lisa Nowak Explains

Lisa Nowak said she did not plan to attempt to murder her romantic rival Colleen Shipman.

She said she just wanted to "'Pluto' her ass."

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She said she just wanted to tell Shipman, "Why don't you make like the Mars Global Surveyor and disappear?"

Spacewalks at Space Station

NASA announced that two of its astronauts at the space station performed their third spacewalk in the past nine days.

They showed footage of the walk, and, in a worrisome sign, the two are holding hands.

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Wow, three space walks in just over a week? They are totally going steady!

Astronaut Kidnap Attempt

NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak was arrested after driving 900 miles from Houston to Kennedy Space Center, wearing an adult diaper so she didn't have to stop for bathroom breaks on the trip.

The incident raises a lot of questions about NASA's screening process, such as how they selected an astronaut who would rather piss on herself than fly.

NASA Astronaut Charged with Murder

Astronaut Lisa Nowak was charged with attempted murder of an Air Force engineer who Nowak belived to be her romantic rival for another astronaut, Billy Oefelein.

This sheds some light on that experiment NASA did aboard the space shuttle last summer, to test how a bunny would boil in zero gravity.

Space Shuttle Returning

The Discovery shuttle is returning to Earth.

During its 13 day mission, the astronauts have installed an addition to the lab, rewired the space station, and delivered Winter Solstice toys to the children of the European Space Agency.