Jersey Meteorite

A mysterious rock-like object crashed through the roof of a New Jersey home this week; scientists have now identified it as a meteorite.

Scientists believe it might be a warning from a rival Jupiter family. On the meteorite is written, "Keep outta Mars."

New Jersey subway flooding

A government analysis concludes that a small bomb would flood the subway tunnels connecting New Jersey to New York City with one million gallons of water per minute.

It says that within an hour the only thing visible would be the tops of womens' hair.

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The report cautions passengers to use waterproof makeup and maximum strength hairspray.