Thursday, November 02, 2006

John Kerry Army Insult

John Kerry is still trying to apologize for his remarks to college students that if they don't study hard and keep their grades up, they'll get stuck in the military. Now Kerry's saying he had 'botched' a joke.

What he meant to say, was, if you don't keep good grades in college, you'll end up having to marry some crazy old ketchup heiress in order to live well.

OR

What he meant to say, was, if you're not intelligent, you have to hire aides to write jokes for you, and even then there's no guarantee you will deliver it correctly.



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