Friday, January 18, 2008

Clinton's Stewardess Spoof

Hillary Clinton welcomed the press corp onto her campaign plane yesterday with a humorous spoof of the standard flight attendant safety speech. [See story]

The press responded with a long drawn-out collective cackle that lasted the entire trip.

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No feelings were hurt, as the stewardess on duty was busy showing Clinton's husband how to operate the lavatory.

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An angered flight attendant attempted to ground the plane, announcing "Great takeoff, Miss Hillary. Now that will be the only takeoff y'all are gonna get today," before being overpowered by an AP reporter.

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