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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Colorado Cows Rescue Mission

The blizzards in the Plains that dumped 3 feet of snow and created 10 foot-high drifts have cut off thousands of cows from a food source for days.
National Guardsmen and emergency workers have been airlifting haystacks to the cattle.


One fatigued Guardsmen has given the mission a rallying cry, or anthem:

I said, Hay! Moo! Snow's like a shroud.
Hay! Moo! Snow's like a shroud .
Hay! Moo! Snow's like a shroud.
Don't hang around, cows chew real loud.
On my cloud, baby.
Posted by MPH at 1/04/2007 06:19:00 AM No comments:
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