Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Cotton as Food

Texas A & M Researchers have devised a way to genetically modify cottonseed to make it edible to humans.

This is welcome news to the millions of Americans who suffer from 'cotton mouth.'

OR

Soon you'll be fighting with your dog over that stuffed teddy bear. "Fido, Fido!! Put that down! .... that's mommy's dinner."

OR

(for the Lenos)
Too bad they can't do the same for (fill in blank with derogatory food product/restaurant). "Maybe Taco Bell should hire these guys."

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