Saturday, November 04, 2006

Evangelical leader bought Meth

The Reverand Ted Haggard, who is accused of taking drugs and paying a man for sex the past 3 years, denied having sex with the man, and yet has admitted that he did one time purchase meth, but "never used it. I was tempted but never used it."

When asked to produce the unconsumed meth, he said he wanted it somewhere out of the way where he wouldn't see it, so he had his wife hide it somewhere in her bedroom.

OR

When asked to produce the unconsumed meth, he said he had flushed it down his "fabulous French toilet."

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