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Friday, January 19, 2007

Beautician Kills with Corn Oil

A beautician was sentenced to 15 years in prison for injecting cooking oil into patients' buttocks, which killed one patient and severely injured others.

The plaintiff's lawyer said the penalty is excessive, because the woman has already learned her Wesson.
Posted by MPH at 1/19/2007 11:45:00 AM
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