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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Chicago Bears Gunman

A Cook County judge has approved a request by the defense attorney of Chicago Bears tackle Terry "Tank" Johnson to allow the player to travel to the Super Bowl despite being under house arrest while he awaits gun possession charges.

This just proves the old adage that defense attorneys win championships.

Johnson helped his cause by appearing less violent. He changed his nickname to "Lady Bird."
Posted by MPH at 1/23/2007 09:49:00 AM
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Labels: Chicago Bears, gun charges, Super Bowl

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Stellar!!

1/30/2007 4:19 PM

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