Malibu Wildfire

A wildfire in Malibu destroyed four mansions, including the home of Suzanne Somers.

Firefighters were able to put out the blaze before it spread to the Regal Beagle.

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Police consoled Ms. Somers by promising her complimentary uniforms to replace her destroyed "She's the Sheriff" wardrobe.

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Said Somers: "My house was fired, but it was my decision to leave 'Three's Company.'"

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Somers has vowed to rebuild the house to be "bioidentical" to the original.

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The wildfire provided a convenient cover for Somers, who had left her stove on.

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The sixty-year old Somers had let her insurance lapse while in Vegas. But she's vowed to make a financial and career comeback, by re-entering the ring for Thighmaster 5 and Thighmaster 6.
(bad "Rocky" references)