A Massachusetts judge ruled that a burrito is not a sandwich, denying the Panera Bread Co.'s bid to keep the Qdoba Mexican Grill from opening in a shopping center where Panera's lease guarantees it is the only sandwich shop.
Panera has another line of defense, which is to build a 700 mile wall along the Mexican border.
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In a similar case, a Texas judge ruled that System of a Down is not a metal band, ruling they can not share shelf space with Pantera.
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Said a Panera executive: "Dang! Foiled by a burrito!"
1 comment:
ha ha ha (out of four ha's)
hey i'm tired of writing a short story in jibberish everytime i want to comment. sheesh...is seven letters really necessary. how fuckin smart are the machines we're trying to one up?
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