Michael Jackson is back in the U.S. after a year of 'self-imposed exile' living in France and Ireland.
He said he was glad to be back because Europe is "so weird."
Jackson said that Ireland freaked him out because the people were so dark.And in France he assumed the men would be interested in an attractive, successful woman, but nobody asked him out.
CBS is glad Jackson has returned. Now their selection of Prince to perform at the Super Bowl appears to be a conservative choice.
Jackson's spokesman said Jackson had to attend to the business you would expect of someone returning from abroad: suing his business manager and borrowing against the Beatles publishing royalties.
He said he's also determined to get "all that Night in the Museum stuff" into Neverland.
First and foremost, though, out of respect: he plans to sleep in James Brown's casket.
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Wow, you've really got it in for MJ.
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