Saturday, December 09, 2006

Alcohol Top Killer in Finland

Finland said that alcohol was the #1 cause of death this year, with alcohol poisoning alone responsible for 2,000 deaths.

To lower those numbers, the Finland government will be promoting domestic vodka and raising tariffs on Russian vodka.

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Authorities believe drinking will continue to be a problem until Finlanders find other ways to deal with national jealousy of Norway and Sweden.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oddly enough, the #2 cause of death in Finland? Yeti attacks