Plane Forced to Land Due to Flatulence

An American Airlines flight had to emergency-land after a woman passenger lit matches to conceal a bowel movement.

Passengers who sat nearby had attempted to wrestle her to the ground, but found it impossible with one hand holding their nose.

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The woman was not allowed to re-board after screening, but she was given a Ginger Ale and they let her keep the can.

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(for Lenos)
Isn't this terrible? Just when we thought oil was falling, passengers are still paying a high price for gas.