Feds Raid Beef Plants

Federal officials raided six Swift beef processing plants to arrest illegal immigrants accused of identify theft.

Whoa, they're really taking this Taco Bell e.Coli investigation seriously.

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Human rights activists are complaining about the harsh treatment of the alleged aliens...
... And they also took issue with conditions outside the factory.

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Immigration's code name for the project is: "Slaughterhouse-Six: (or) The Chicos' Crusade."

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Some of those arrested welcomed the change in environment. Said one: "I had almost forgotten what it's like to breathe air free of bloody animal remains."

But another said it was wrong to be detained like "some horde of cattle that is then systematically disemboweled and disassembled."

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Swift officials are concerned that such raids would put its plants out of operation.
A spokesman fears "There will be a lot of missed-steaks."