President Bush attended an annual retreat of Congressional Democrats Saturday, in which he apologized for having referred to "the Democrat majority," omitting the "ic." during his State of the Union address.
The Democrats in turn explained that they hadn't been booing him during the State of the Union, they were merely pronouncing his name minus the last two letters.
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Bush pledged to not only restore the 'I' and 'C'; but to create for Congress a big 'I O U.'
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When Bush returned from the meeting, the White House had set up a large banner on the South Lawn that read: "Retreat Accomplished."
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When asked to explain why Bush attended the retreat for the first time in six years, spokesman Tony Snow said "he was looking for his poll numbers which are also retreating."
1 comment:
I heard that the President just want to show his prowess on the 'High Ropes Course'.
Oh, and I like #1 and 3. good show
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