Monday, October 09, 2006

France Bans Smoking

France announced it is banning smoking in public next year.

The government told its citizens they can use their cigarette holders to hold up their noses at tourists.

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But it will still be legal to wear a beret and carry a cigarette holder.

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The ban will take effect Feb 1, the same day 65 years ago that the country outlawed Bravery.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Any time you can kick France in the nuts I'm all for it!

Anonymous said...

Outlawing bravery!