Snoop Dogg arrested on gun, drug charges

Police arrested Snoop Dogg at California's Bob Hope Airport after finding marijuanna and a gun in his car.

Snoop's attorney said his client had every reason to be carrying those items, because he was scheduled to fly on Southwest.

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Good thing for Snoop he put his attorney in his T-Mobile "Top 5."

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T-Mobile announced they would not drop him as a spokesperson, because it would be hypocritical... seeing how their recently launched slogan is: 'Stick Together.' Said a company flak: "At T-Mobile we stick together, we never drop our homies, yo!"

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Geez, man. I can't believe Snoop be disrespecting Bob Hope. I thought after that Chrysler commerical with Lee Iacoca he got on nicely with old men who might be dead.

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(for the Dummies): It's Bob HOPE airport... not DOPE!