Saturday, October 14, 2006

Wal-Mart 800 Number for Sick Days

Wal-Mart enacted a new attendance policy that requires employees to call a 800 number before missing a shift due to illness.

The company also set up a 900 number for employees to report any workplace violations... and has slashed the price to just $3.99 per minute.

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The company also announced it was replacing its greeters with that creepy cartoonish technology used in the Charles Schwab commercials.

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